Clouds In The Head


The joke that didn’t make it to the show at the IF Awards
29 November, 2011, 4:14 pm
Filed under: Nobody Loves A Thinker

This is the joke that got cut on the day of the IF Awards ceremony.

EDDIE PERFECT walks on stage. Points at: PRESENTER (famous young Australian actor) who just presented an award and is leaving the stage. BECKONS him over.

Suddenly EDDIE slaps him.

 PRESENTER

What’d you do that for?

EDDIE PERFECT

Shit I’m sorry, I thought you were Dimitriades.

PRESENTER

[taking that as a compliment] Oh, thank you.

EDDIE PERFECT

Go backstage and slap somebody. Serious. It’s the new planking.

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