Filed under: Nobody Loves A Thinker
This is the joke that got cut on the day of the IF Awards ceremony.
EDDIE PERFECT walks on stage. Points at: PRESENTER (famous young Australian actor) who just presented an award and is leaving the stage. BECKONS him over.
Suddenly EDDIE slaps him.
What’d you do that for?
Shit I’m sorry, I thought you were Dimitriades.
[taking that as a compliment] Oh, thank you.
Go backstage and slap somebody. Serious. It’s the new planking.